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Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 334 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1690

One-liner #0973

I'm allergic to food – I break out in fat.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2834

Cookie Cutter House

"I just don't want to live in a cookie cutter house."- Gingerbread family read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2289

Inheritances

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament. "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars." "To my son... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
785

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Peppercide" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/peppercide Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3547

Peppercide

It turns out vegans aren't so innocent after all! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2697

Recruiting Crisis

The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and tha... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1981

Courtesy

It was a Saturday afternoon, and Ray had rushed down to the local supermarket to hurriedly pick up some hamburger rolls, chips and a few condiments. The big game was going to be on, so he was having a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2151

Rhythm Reunion

After the rhythm section got back together there were repercussions.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1481

Quote #1420

"When it comes time to die, make sure all you have to do is die." - Jim Elliot read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1639

One-liner #0972

I wish my wallet came with free refills.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
903

Cybersalt News - January 20, 2015

There is a new inspirational and mind boggling video on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "The Heavens Declare" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/the-heavens-declare After watching that video, enjoy... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
2513

The Heavens Declare

To date, the highest resolution picture ever taken by mankind. "The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands."- Psalm 19:1 ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1442

Quote #1419

"We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive." - read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1925

One-liner #0971

At the store today, when the cashier said, "Strip down facing me" apparently she was referring to my credit card!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2298

Transmission Guy

That guy from the transmission shop looks kinda shifty.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1988

The Good Old Days

It was the finish line of the Boston marathon. A first-time runner is hobbling away, having just finished. A grizzled old marathoner looks at him and says "You'll feel a lot worse tomorrow." He paus... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
873

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2015

When I was concerned that some might think I was nuts to show cat videos before a sermon and asked for open mindedness to actually listen to the message, I thought I had actually linked to the proper ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
4031

Dog Stool

Stool Happens! ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1481

One-liner #0970

If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1464

Quote #1418

"Being a Christian is less about cautiously avoiding sin than about courageously and actively doing God’s will."- Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2176

Paediatricians

Paediatricians tend to have very little patients.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3226

Cough Cure

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.  The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"  The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here t... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1762

Self Confidence

J. Paul Getty was one of the wealthy men who frequently came to watch Jack Dempsey train. Himself a keen amateur boxer, he asked to be allowed to spar for a round with the champion. Getty put up quit... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3064

Helping Out

For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day, and I worked at night. One morning I noticed he had left a note to himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!" ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3031

A Plan for Times of Trouble

Elijah and the widow from Zarephath's plan in a time of trouble is a model for us to imitate when our own times of trouble come. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150118.mp3{/audio}  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
931

Cybersalt News - January 18, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! I know many of you enjoy when I post recordings or videos of baptisms at the church where I pastor. Well, last week we had a baptism so this week there is a video to watch.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3248

Economy Motel

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6:00, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
857

Cybersalt News - January 16, 2015

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Old Signs?" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4wa Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4602

Old Signs?

Recent discoveries have really stirred up the"old signs" vs. "young signs" debate. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2637

Spider-Man

If you'd like to learn how to spin like Spider-Man make sure to sign up for his new webinar.... read more..

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