Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 676 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
453

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
939

Super Imagination

At his request, each morning three-year-old Ray's mother pinned a bath towel to the back shoulders of his size two T-shirt. Immediately in his young imaginative mind, the towel became a brilliant magi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3249

Sick Day

Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus. One evening my husband came home exhausted from a long day at work. "Did you read the paper?" he asked. "I'm... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
980

One-liner #1380

If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
933

Horse Home

The National Equestrian Center near Lake St. Louis is a gaited community. - Walter McLauren... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2855

Portrait of Revenge

Rebecca was the wealthy wife of a very successful businessman. One day, she decided to have her portrait painted as a gift to her husband. When she arrived at the artist's studio for her first sitting... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
620

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday. Grandma Cybersalt and I finally took advantage of a getaway that our church generously gave us when I retired from&nbs... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
945

Goal Warning

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
970

One-liner #1379

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints We have worked ourselves into a frenzy of lethargy!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1055

Quote #1821

"This generation has forgotten that the gospel message does not clean up and shine the outside of a person, rather it bores into the very heart and soul of a person and radically changes that person read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
964

Finding “Good” In Our World Is Challenging

In our world today, it is difficult to find anything good, let alone anything good to say about anything or anyone. One thing I like about the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is that she can find ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3252

Flower Request

"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?" Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while s read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
881

Sharp Enthusiasm

Because my daughter always complained that she didn't have any sharp knives, I bought her some. I phoned later and asked how she liked them. "They're terrific!" she replied enthusiastically. "I've al... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
472

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2019

Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom. This year I am showing off a picture of my mom on the old CBS television show, "What's My Line?" from August 4, 1963.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
910

One-liner #1378

Yesterday, tomorrow was the day after tomorrow.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1106

Quote #1820

  "No one discovers the future.The future is not a discovery.The future is not a destiny.The future is a decision, an intervention.The future is a function of our choices and creations." - Leon read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
930

And Then It Was Friday

Like many people, I try planning and arranging my week so I can accomplish as much as possible. For example, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage on Monday morning hands me her “honey-do-list” to c... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3545

Visiting Grandma

Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went on, was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife: "You come to the front d... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
906

Pancake Prayer

A six-year-old said grace at family dinner one evening. "Dear God, thank You for the pancakes." When she concluded, her mother asked her why she thanked God for pancakes when they were having c... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3455

Expecting

You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
441

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1850

Quote #1819

"Don't say God has been silent when your Bible has been closed." - Toby Mac #Speak Life read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
903

One-liner #1377

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay ... again.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3241

Classic Groucho

One day a man approached Groucho Marx and said, "Please insult my wife. My wife loves your work. It would really give her a thrill if you insulted her." Groucho turned to the man and said, "Sir, you... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
867

Dr. Larry N. Jitis

My great-grandfather was a veterinarian. He apparently suffered from life-long laryngitis: that's why he ended up being a hoarse doctor.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3634

What a Hoot

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a lo... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
901

Remember the Good Old Days

A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days. "Just act surprised and tell them you didn't think that they... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
508

Cybersalt News - May 5, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! As I've mentioned earlier, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians, a ministry change from pastoring local congregations. Participat... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1071

Quote #1818

"God uses men who are weak and feeble enough to lean on him." - Hudson Taylor read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1043

One-liner #1376

If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.... read more..