Monthly Archive

2019

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Quote 1829
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote 1829

Heavenly Father,I may not understand how everything will work out, but I trust you. I don't see a way, but I know you will make a way. I have faith at this very moment you are touching hearts, openi read more..
Aqua Army
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2006
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Aqua Army

Two fish in a tank: One looks at the other and says, "You man the guns. I'll drive."... read more..
One-liner #1388
One-liners
Susan Davis
1759
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One-liner #1388

On the sunny side of the street it's a little bit warmer.... read more..
Whatever Happened to the Simple Things in Life?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2322
4 min read

Whatever Happened to the Simple Things in Life?

I’m not a very complicated person. I like simple things; things nice and easy. Occasionally I will do a crossword puzzle, but beside that, I enjoy the simple life. On the other side, the Gracious Mis... read more..
State of the Pastor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4287
<1min

State of the Pastor

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th-grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they co... read more..
Communication Skills
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1659
<1min

Communication Skills

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty. He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever ... and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and onc... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4461 - June 20, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4461 - June 20, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, June 20th, is World Refugee Day. As many of you know, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians. One of the way read more..
Cybersalt News - June 20, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1214
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 20, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, June 20th, is World Refugee Day. As many of you know, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians. One of the ways we are trying... read more..
Quote #1828
Quotes
Susan Davis
2177
<1min

Quote #1828

"The child of God must be completely obedient to the word of the LORD. The driver on the highway is safe, not when he reads the signs, but when he obeys them." - A.W. Tozer read more..
Cigar Impression
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5047
<1min

Cigar Impression

"I was in the hospital," Thelma wrotes, "and my husband was visiting. He was trying to stop smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A lady said to him, 'Sir, there's no read more..
Bachelor Mario
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1904
<1min

Bachelor Mario

I dated someone who broke up with me for talking too much about video games. What a silly reason to Fallout 4.... read more..
One-liner #1387
One-liners
Susan Davis
1747
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One-liner #1387

I'm just itching to tell you about my allergies.... read more..
Division of Labor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4915
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Division of Labor

The Rosenthals had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage, and Mr. Rosenthal was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wif... read more..
Professional Change
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1676
<1min

Professional Change

My husband works in a former supermarket that was remodeled to accommodate professional offices. One day he overheard his receptionist giving directions over the phone. "Remember the old grocery stor... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4460 - June 16, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4460 - June 16, 2019

  Issue #4460                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone - and happy Father's Day for all those who ar read more..
Cybersalt News - June 16, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1167
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy Father's Day for all those who are able to celebrate. Rev. James Snyder tries to stir up and give people a merry heart wherever he goes. You can read more about ... read more..
ER Reality
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1931
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ER Reality

My mom, a nurse, was having an insane evening in the emergency room. First, a woman who had delivered her baby in a car was rushed in. Next was a man carrying a lifeless body yelling, "Help me!" In th... read more..
One Man’s Joke Is Another Man’s Discount
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1852
4 min read

One Man’s Joke Is Another Man’s Discount

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were dining out at a very nice restaurant. We had been on the road for two days and were weary of travel. At least, I was. Nothing I hate more on a vacati... read more..
Menagerie Report
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2170
<1min

Menagerie Report

Went to the zoo.There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.... read more..
One-liner #1386
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1386

I'm not indecisive ... unless you want me to be.... read more..
Quote #1827
Quotes
Susan Davis
1834
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Quote #1827

The greatest gift I ever had came from God. I call him "Dad." - Unknown read more..
Perfect Spouse
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4251
<1min

Perfect Spouse

A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?" The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?" "Wel... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4459 - June 13, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4459 - June 13, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 79th birthday to my mom!! I recently returned from 10 days of travelling for two conferences and some family visits. One of the places  read more..
Cybersalt News - June 13, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1112
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 13, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 79th birthday to my mom!! I recently returned from 10 days of travelling for two conferences and some family visits. One of the places I flew to w... read more..
Hospital Visitation
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4197
<1min

Hospital Visitation

Fred was unfortunate enough to be hit by a 10-ton truck and landed up in hospital in intensive care. His best friend Morris came to visit him.  Fred struggled to tell Morris, "My wife Sally visi... read more..
Quote #1826
Quotes
Susan Davis
1857
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Quote #1826

  Two things are said to be rare sights in the world; one is a young man humble, and the other is an old man content. - J. C. Ryle read more..
Three Mile Buddy
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1660
<1min

Three Mile Buddy

My friend keeps telling me about his nightmares about being a used up nuclear fuel rod: I think he's overreacting.... read more..
No Stairs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4376
<1min

No Stairs

An older lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the... read more..
Enthusiasm
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2878
<1min

Enthusiasm

I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5, your... read more..
One-liner #1385
One-liners
Susan Davis
1662
<1min

One-liner #1385

I'm never at my best.... read more..
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