Monthly Archive

A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.... read more..

To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library on Friday.... read more..

A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class. The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interes... read more..

After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, "Here's your phone." "What makes you think its... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy New Year! I am happy to report that I did finally catch up on my "throw it in the box for later" box (Grandma Cybersalt now has it for taking things to charity), m... read more..

  "My wish for the New Year - That you have someone to love, have meaningful work to do, and have things greater than yourself to believe in; that you have a reason to smile every day and a shou read more..

One of the hardest decisions in life is when to start middle age.... read more..

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.... read more..

A few years back, I had my old 45 RPM records out to look through and my daughter asked what they were. I explained that back in the 1960s before CDs were invented, this was how we listened to music. ... read more..

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young chi... read more..