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Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.... read more..

What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink? A pink carnation.... read more..

I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other color... read more..

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John t... read more..

I am a student of smileology and have been just about all my life. If you can't smile at something,it's not worth thinking about. Of course, certain things in life are serious, but not that many.... read more..

Easter Rock by Cybersaltine Marilyn H.Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! Speaking of Good Friday, Grandma Cybersalt and I watched an online Good Friday service which was a cooperat... read more..

One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?" ... read more..

“When the big earthquake happens and southern California separates from the mainland it will be San Andreas' fault.”... read more..

There is a stage in a child's life at which it cannot separate the religious from the merely festal character of Christmas or Easter. I have been told of a very small and very devout boy who was hear... read more..

  "The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit Christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to see in." - Peter Marshall read more..

If at first you DO succeed, try to hide your astonishment!... read more..

Oh look, Lizard Thursday - and welcome to the first day of April! Thanks to Cybersaltine Lizzy D. for sending in today's lizard picture. Who would have thought Lizard Thursday would have caught on wh... read more..

A visiting minister was eloquent during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord,"  he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you we are but dust. . ... read more..

"The art of language requires skills in not speaking quite as much as skills in speaking." - Eugene Peterson read more..

After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it was out of gas. A passerby told me there was a service station a half-mile away, so I took a gas can from the ... read more..

The author considered his wine collection a best cellar.... read more..

Constant nagging didn't seem to provide any relief from having to clean up the bathroom after each of my three teenage children. After I cleaned it one day, I resorted to posting a sign that read: "P... read more..

The only problem with buying a book on amnesia is that you are likely to forget where you put it!... read more..

 I have learned in my life that the small things are the ones that get you down. You would think the big things are the ones to steal most of your time. But those big things call attention to the read more..

One afternoon a waiter served a bowl of chicken soup to an elderly gentleman. As he turned away to return to the kitchen the customer stopped him, calling:......"Waiter!" WAITER: "Yes, sir, is there ... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy Palm Sunday! When I was pastoring local churches, many times I said, "If people listened to their doctor like they listened to their pastor, they'd be dead." ... read more..

  "Blessed is the King who comes in the name of the Lord! Peace in heaven and glory in the highest!" And some said to him, "Teacher, rebuke your disciples." He answered, "I tell you, if these we read more..

“Food for bad dogs is bought by the pound.”... read more..

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.... read more..

"A little lamb was born all wooly-white with skinny legs and a wet nose, pretty much like all the other little lambs. But as the lamb grew into a sheep, the other sheep began to notice a difference. T read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My friend, Brian has a hobby farm and one of the animals he farms is . . . . . . , you got it - chickens! Yesterday, he posted a video of his chickens when it started to r... read more..

A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character. Then a man came in and told them the only thing... read more..

So these 2 iPhones got married … the wedding was beautiful, but the reception was horrible.... read more..

I went into the greasy spoon next to the office and ordered a Tuna On Wheat. The waiter said, "Oh, I'm sorry, we're out of wheat bread. You'll have to have it on white." The next day I went to the sa... read more..

During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners being assembled. Before the engines were installed, huge weights were hung from the wings to ke... read more..