Monthly Archive

January 2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 73 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Workers vs. The Lightbulb

Q:  How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A:  We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors ca... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1974

  Always remember this! Grapes must be crushed to make wine. Diamonds form under pressure. Olives are pressed to release oil. Seeds grow in darkness. Whenever you feel crushed, under pressure, p read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3190
2 min read

The Concerns of a Mouse

A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1537

To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library on Friday.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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One Interest

A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class. The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interes... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Outside the Line

After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, "Here's your phone." "What makes you think its... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4610 - January 3, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone and Happy New Year! I am happy to report that I did finally catch up on my "throw it in the box for later" box (Gr... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 3, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy New Year! I am happy to report that I did finally catch up on my "throw it in the box for later" box (Grandma Cybersalt now has it for taking things to charity), m... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1973

  "My wish for the New Year - That you have someone to love, have meaningful work to do, and have things greater than yourself to believe in; that you have a reason to smile every day and a shou read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1536

One of the hardest decisions in life is when to start middle age.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3219
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Ambulatory Recommendations

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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The Old Days

A few years back, I had my old 45 RPM records out to look through and my daughter asked what they were. I explained that back in the 1960s before CDs were invented, this was how we listened to music. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ticket Purchase

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young chi... read more..

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