Monthly Archive

May 2010

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"Opinions are like the nose on our faces: Everyone has one and there are usually a couple of holes in them." read more..
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"God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest." read more..
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"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." - Sam Levenson read more..
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"I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in." - Mick Miller read more..
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"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows." - Erma Bombeck read more..
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"Kind words cost you nothing, yet their worth is priceless!" read more..
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"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." - Erma Bombeck read more..
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"Money is like manure, it's no good unless you spread it around." read more..
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"Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and it annoys the pig." read more..
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"The reason you are stronger when you are younger is that you need to be. Mostly because you are more stupid." - Henry Miller read more..
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"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance, waiting for the bathroom." - Bob Hope read more..
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"A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never." read more..
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"I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him." - Booker T. Washington read more..
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"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?" - Benny Hill read more..
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"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way." read more..
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"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you.'" - Erich Fromm read more..
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"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein read more..
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"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom; justice; honor; duty; mercy; hope." - Sir Winston Churchill read more..
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"Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal." - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. read more..
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"There will always be prayer in schools as long as there are exams." read more..
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"It is in the expectations of happiness that much of happiness itself is found. And it takes courage to expect happiness." - Earl Nightingale read more..
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"To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing." read more..
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"Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else." read more..
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"The purpose of all war is ultimately peace." - Saint Augustine read more..
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is, genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein read more..
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"A turtle makes progress when it sticks its neck out." read more..
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"I have a new philosophy. I am only going to dread one day at a time." - Charlie Brown read more..
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"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." - Jonathan Carroll read more..
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"There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there." - Indira Gandhi read more..
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"When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm." read more..
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