Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1778 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Hunting Pun
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Hunting Pun

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him."Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey,... read more..
Hymns for Professionals
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Pastor Tim
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Hymns for Professionals

DENTIST: Crown Him with many crownsCONTRACTORS: The church's one foundationOBSTETRICIANS: Come, labour onGOLFERS: There is a green hill far awayPOLITICIANS: Standing on the promisesLIBRARIANS: Let all... read more..
I Am Pun
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Pastor Tim
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I Am Pun

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? read more..
Ice Cream
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Pastor Tim
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Ice Cream

Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch." They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was ful... read more..
Indoors
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Indoors

If a rabbit is raised indoors, would it be an ingrown hare?... read more..
Inflatable Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Inflatable Pun

An inflatable student goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in history lesson, he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster walk... read more..
Inheritance
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Inheritance

The geek shall inherit the earth.... read more..
Injury Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Injury Pun

A man is struck in the head by a rock during a heated demonstration. A woman rushes over, kneels down and places his head in her lap."Are you comfortable?" she asks."Oh, I do okay." he replied. "Some ... read more..
Insurance Claim
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Insurance Claim

The chef at a family-run restaurant had broken her leg and came into our insurance office to file a disability claim.As I scanned the claim form, I did a double take.Under "Reason unable to work," she... read more..
Intolerance
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Intolerance

A scientist found, to his great surprise, that he was lactose intolerant (unable to digest milk sugar). At dinner that night with his two young daughters (age 9 and 4 years), he mentioned that he had ... read more..
Investing Advice
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Pastor Tim
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Investing Advice

Jim was having reasonable success playing the stock market when George expressed a desire to give it a try. Jim advised him on what stocks to buy, what to stay clear of, etc. In his list of "pointers"... read more..
IRS
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Pastor Tim
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IRS

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"... read more..
Job Application
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Pastor Tim
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Job Application

My 17-year-old niece asked me if she could use my name as a reference on her resume', which she planned to submit to a local fast-food restaurant. I agreed. A few days later she called and asked me to... read more..
John Wayne Museum
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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John Wayne Museum

A show business museum in Hollywood is presenting an exhibit on the career of the late and great actor John Wayne.One of the featured items is a pair of yellowy-brownish colored gravestones bearing hi... read more..
Joke Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Joke Pun

Q. What does a reindeer say before telling you a (bad) joke?A. "This will sleigh you."... read more..
Jonah Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Jonah Pun

A Preacher was doing his "Children's Church" sermon where all the youngsters come down front and hear a story. The pastor was discussing the story of Jonah. He quoted the scriptures from Jonah, "...an... read more..
Kernel Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Kernel Pun

If you have a use for another clean joke, here's an original. (Darren Marlar distributed it through his Unnamed Daily radio prep site last year).A youth pastor thoroughly enjoyed movie night with his ... read more..
Kilts
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Pastor Tim
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Kilts

An American in Scotland asked one of the locals, "Why do you call it a kilt?"The Scotsman replied, "Because we kilt the last bloke who called it a dress."... read more..
King Arthur's Unknown Knights
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Pastor Tim
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King Arthur's Unknown Knights

It is a little-known fact that King Arthur had more knights than is usually believed. They included:~ Sir Face - the devastatingly handsome, but disappointingly shallow knight~ Sir Pass - Arthur's bes... read more..
King Ozymndias
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Pastor Tim
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King Ozymndias

King Ozymndias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Despera... read more..
Knowledge Pills
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Pastor Tim
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Knowledge Pills

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pha... read more..
Koala Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Koala Pun

A man had been feeling unwell for about 3 weeks and went to see his doctor.The doctor told him, "I don't know what you've got but it could be serious so I'm sending you to the Rare Disease Specialist.... read more..
Lab Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Lab Pun

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!... read more..
Labor
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Pastor Tim
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Labor

My wife was in labor with our first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly she began to shout, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! CAN'T!""Doctor, what's wrong with my wife!" I cried."It's per... read more..
Lancelot Bed Attire
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Pastor Tim
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Lancelot Bed Attire

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?A knight-gown.... read more..
Laneway Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Laneway Pun

I hate the speed bump in the laneway of my complex. But I just get over it and move on.... read more..
Latin Puns
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Pastor Tim
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Latin Puns

"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)"Domino vobiscum."(The pizza guy's here.)"Sharpei diem."(Sei read more..
Lawyer Picture
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Pastor Tim
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Lawyer Picture

A photographer was hired to take pictures at a lawyers' convention.When he lined up his subjects he got them to look their best by shouting, "Okay everyone, say fees!"... read more..
Leading
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Pastor Tim
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Leading

"You can lead a horse to water, but, a pencil must be lead."- Stan Laurel in the short, "BRATS" read more..
Leaning Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Leaning Pun

Bert has this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother him, so he suggested his buddy Louie should see a doctor, and have his legs checked out.For years, L... read more..
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