Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1778 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Leg Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Leg Pun

A man goes into the doctor. He says "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to ... read more..
Legal Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Legal Pun

A man went to his lawyer and said, "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it." The lawyer said, "No problem, leave it all to me." The man looked somewhat upset and said,... read more..
Letter Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Letter Pun

Beware of the letter G. It is the end of everything.... read more..
Light Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Light Pun

(BTW, Saturday's Park Pun was written by Stan Kegel.)A Chinese scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out. He asked members of the audience to raise their hands. As soon as t read more..
Lightning Driving
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Pastor Tim
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Lightning Driving

Two men were talking. One says to the other, "My wife drives like lightning."His friend asked, "She drives fast?""No, she hits trees."... read more..
Lion Hunting
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Pastor Tim
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Lion Hunting

Before they go out hunting for food, the lion says to his friends, "Let us prey."... read more..
Lion Pun 1
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Pastor Tim
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Lion Pun 1

A young missionary on his first term in Africa was reading his Bible in a clearing when a lion came up and laid down beside him. As he quietly prayed for deliverance, another lion came out of the bush... read more..
Lion Pun 2
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Pastor Tim
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Lion Pun 2

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lio... read more..
Little Known Illnesses
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Pastor Tim
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Little Known Illnesses

AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles.DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearin... read more..
Lobster
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Pastor Tim
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Lobster

A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."Amazed at the great value, he said to th... read more..
Lobster Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Lobster Pun

A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each." Amazed at the great value, he said to t... read more..
Locksmith
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Pastor Tim
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Locksmith

They tried to keep a locksmith in prison, but the nut bolted.... read more..
Loosing Weight
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Pastor Tim
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Loosing Weight

Two overweight middle-aged women are on their daily exercise stroll. They were talking about how hard it is to lose weight as one gets older, something with which all you youths must deal eventually.O... read more..
Lost Envelope
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Pastor Tim
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Lost Envelope

Young Mary was a dutiful child. She obeyed every rule and never once contradicted the commands that were issued daily to govern her life.One day, when her aunt was bedridden with the flu, Mary was giv... read more..
Lost Jewelry
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Pastor Tim
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Lost Jewelry

What do you call jewelry lost on the golf course?A diamond in the rough.... read more..
Lot Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Lot Pun

The Hebrew school teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little David interrupted."My Mommy looked back once while she was DRIVING," he announced triu... read more..
Love Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Love Pun

"It's better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loveda tall." - David Chambless read more..
Lumber Need
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Pastor Tim
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Lumber Need

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"The man said, "I'll go... read more..
Madness
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Madness

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.... read more..
Magazines
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Pastor Tim
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Magazines

"I only get Newsweek and People," said Tom timelessly. read more..
Magna Carta Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Magna Carta Pun

A tour bus load full of noisy tourists arrives at Runnymede, England.They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta."A man pushing h... read more..
Make-Up
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Pastor Tim
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Make-Up

Applying mascara in a car can cause whipped lashes.... read more..
Mall Musician
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Pastor Tim
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Mall Musician

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “I... read more..
Manger Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Manger Pun

Along with the three wise men, the shepherds, and the others who showed up at the manger, there was also a fellow on a white charger, wearing a suit of armor. But he didn't have as good a publicity ag... read more..
Many Foots
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Pastor Tim
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Many Foots

Once upon a time there were three little bunny rabbits, Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot, and they were outside playing. All of a sudden, Foot grabs his head and says, "I'm really sick. I think I'm... read more..
Marathon Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Marathon Pun

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.... read more..
Mari's Voice
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Pastor Tim
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Mari's Voice

My friend Mari has a screechy voice that makes people queasy to hear it. The other day she came over for dinner. I served squid. After dinner she went out on the terrace and, observing a gorgeous suns... read more..
Marriage Benefit
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Pastor Tim
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Marriage Benefit

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.... read more..
Marriage Match
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Pastor Tim
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Marriage Match

Did you hear about the manicurist and dentist who got married?They fought tooth and nail.... read more..
Marriage Pun 1
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Pastor Tim
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Marriage Pun 1

Suppose a snake and an undertaker were wed.Would their towels read "Hiss" and "Hearse"?... read more..
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