Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1778 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Marriage Pun 2
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Marriage Pun 2

Their marriage was going O.K. until they bought a water bed, then they started drifting apart.... read more..
Marx Pun
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Marx Pun

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?... read more..
Mary Poppins Room Service
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Mary Poppins Room Service

Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night."Certainly, madam," he replied courteo... read more..
Mask Pun 1
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Mask Pun 1

My son-in-law Matt has a great-looking Darth Vader mask. One year at Halloween, a friend asked if he could borrow it. Matt agreed, and on Halloween night, his friend came by to pick it up. Matt was su... read more..
Mass Pun 2
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Mass Pun 2

"Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday, and weight is where sundaes go on a Catholic." read more..
Masseur Pun
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Masseur Pun

Paul was a passionate masseur. For years he pounded, stretched, pulled and relaxed the most burdened, stressed, bent-out-of-shape bodies. Then late one day, rather unexpectedly, he was fired. Apparent... read more..
Math Pun 2
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Math Pun 2

You may remember a rock band from the 80's that was called Linear.They were originally going to call themselves The Quadratics, but they didn't want people thinking they were squares.... read more..
Math Pun 3
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Math Pun 3

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a sli... read more..
Math Pun 4
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Math Pun 4

Mrs. Johnson the elementary school math teacher was having children do problems on the blackboard that day. "Who would like to do the first problem, addition?" No one raised their hand. She called on ... read more..
Maytag
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Maytag

Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator.... read more..
Meanderthals
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Pastor Tim
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Meanderthals

MEANDERTHALS /me-AN-dur-thols/noun: aimless, slow-walking pedestrians who mindlessly get in everyone else's way on sidewalks, stores, in malls, and crosswalks, often while preoccupied with a cell phon... read more..
Measurements
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Pastor Tim
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Measurements

“People who want by the yard, but try by the inch, should be kicked by the foot!”... read more..
Meat Bet
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Pastor Tim
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Meat Bet

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.He said, "No, the steaks are too high."... read more..
Mechanic
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Mechanic

The helicopter lost power while flying over a remote Scottish island and was forced to make an emergency landing. Luckily, the pilot saw a small cottage nearby. He walked to it and knocked on the door... read more..
Medical Definitions
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Medical Definitions

ANTIBODY - against everyoneBENIGN - what you be after you be eightBOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,uCAESARIAN SECTION - a district in RomeCAT SCAN - searching for lost kittyCHRONIC - neck of a crowCOMA - ... read more..
Meditation Pun
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Meditation Pun

"Meditation is not what you think." read more..
Memory Pun
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Memory Pun

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.... read more..
Merger Puns
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Merger Puns

Merger ManiaA number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers. Rumor had it that the new company would be called Fairwell Honeychild.There is a me... read more..
Meritrix
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Meritrix

Once Horace Gold [my editor] went too far. He rejected a story of mine which he called "meretricious." The word is from the Latin meretrix, meaning "prostitute," so that the implication was that I was... read more..
Meteorologist
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Meteorologist

Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkins ran up a terrible record of forecasting the weather for the TV news program.He became something of a local joke when a newspaper began keeping a reco... read more..
Milk
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Milk

The minister once blessed his cows,It seems that this was wise,For when he milked them in the mornThe milk was pastorized.... read more..
Missing Wrench
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Missing Wrench

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn. So the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became ov... read more..
Missionaries
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Missionaries

Missionaries do Emmanuel labor.... read more..
Mole Pun
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Mole Pun

Last night, I was frustrated by a mole who was digging up the hill toward the house, leaving a trail of mounds. So I went outside to take the hose and try to wash the mole out of its tunnel. As I left... read more..
Money Pun 2
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Money Pun 2

When it comes to money, lots of people are satisfied to let the rest of the world go buy.... read more..
Money Pun 3
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Money Pun 3

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.... read more..
Mongrel Pet
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Pastor Tim
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Mongrel Pet

In the early 1700s, the captain of a Spanish pirate ship was very proud of his mongrel pet for its ability to bark once for "Si," and twice for "No."After being captured by a British commander, the do... read more..
Monkey Poker
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Pastor Tim
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Monkey Poker

Q: Why don't the monkeys in the jungle play poker any more?A: There are just too many Cheetahs.... read more..
Moose Hunting Pun
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Moose Hunting Pun

A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the North Woods of Canada. Both liked to hunt. They were hunting for deer, when all of a sudden, a moose popped up in front of them. It was so unexpected, neither o... read more..
More Name Puns 1
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More Name Puns 1

More Baby name ideas, based on your occupation.....PROFESSION: NAMESteam shovel operator's son: DougHair stylist's son: BobHomeopathic doctor's son: HerbJustice of the peace's daughter: MarySound stag... read more..
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