Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1778 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Poppins Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5230
1 min read

Poppins Pun

Mary Poppins decides to grow some vegetables one year. When she picks her crop in the Autumn, her carrots, potatoes, onions and spring beans have all failed, but her cauliflowers have grown a treat. S... read more..
Potato Problem
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Pastor Tim
2311
<1min

Potato Problem

One evening, I went with my parents to a fancy restaurant. Dad was about halfway through his meal when he took a hard look at the potato, called the waitress over and said, "This potato is bad!" The w... read more..
Pottie Pun
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Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pottie Pun

In order to move Porto-Potties, will you need a John Derek?... read more..
Prayer Pun
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Pastor Tim
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<1min

Prayer Pun

A young woman went to her priest and asked him if it was all right for her to pray while she knit. The priest seeing a good opportunity to advance the theory of praying without ceasing replied that, y... read more..
Preacher Barber
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Pastor Tim
2991
2 min read

Preacher Barber

There was once a small rural community, so small, in fact, the only church in town is a small Baptist church whose pastor must also double up as the local barber to make ends meet. There happened to b... read more..
Presentation Pun
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Pastor Tim
6822
<1min

Presentation Pun

Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. "I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the shrink. "Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll... read more..
Priest Hole
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Pastor Tim
2392
<1min

Priest Hole

A priest rushed from church one day to keep a golf date. He was halfway down the first fairway, waiting to hit his second shot, when he heard the familiar "FORE!" and a ball slammed into his back. Soo... read more..
Priest Pun
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Pastor Tim
9695
<1min

Priest Pun

When a priest makes a mistake in church, it's a clerical error.... read more..
Prison
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Pastor Tim
7856
<1min

Prison

Jimmy was sent to prison for his crimes but he told the warden he wasn't worried at all about serving his full term. The warden asked him why, since most prisoners immediately start planning how they ... read more..
Prison Break
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Pastor Tim
5567
<1min

Prison Break

The prison officer tells the warden, “Sir, I have to report that ten prisoners have broken out.” The alarmed warden says, “Blow the whistles, sound the alarms, alert the police. With a surprised look ... read more..
Prison Cupboards
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Pastor Tim
2511
<1min

Prison Cupboards

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden knew that, deep down, Andy was a good person. So, the warden ... read more..
Prison Library Books
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Pastor Tim
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<1min

Prison Library Books

THE GANGSTERS by Robin Steele MY LIFE IN CRIME by Upton O. Goode BAD MONEY by Count R. Fitz YOU ALWAYS GET CAUGHT by Sue Nora Later... read more..
Promise
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Pastor Tim
3683
<1min

Promise

“Vowing to avoid poison ivy is making a rash promise.”... read more..
Proper Attire
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Pastor Tim
10529
<1min

Proper Attire

Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that rule, the management posted this notice: "Shoes are required to eat in this cafeteria." Next to it, a student add... read more..
Pullover Question
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Pastor Tim
2529
<1min

Pullover Question

Atlanta State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"... read more..
Pumping Pun
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Pastor Tim
5632
<1min

Pumping Pun

There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. While pumping he got gas on his arm. He wiped some of it off, then forgot about it. He paid for his gas and got in the truck. As he was dr... read more..
Pumpkin Math
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Pastor Tim
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Pumpkin Math

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of your pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi... read more..
Pun Pun 1
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Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pun Pun 1

A good pun is its own reword.... read more..
Pun Pun 2
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Pastor Tim
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Pun Pun 2

The Head of The Church of Humor is the Puntiff.... read more..
Pup Pun
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Pastor Tim
2456
<1min

Pup Pun

A father gave his teenage daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for her birthday. An hour later, while wandering through the house, he found her looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen floor. "... read more..
Putting
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Pastor Tim
7409
<1min

Putting

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson. "Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor. "'Putt' is correct," he replied. "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' me... read more..
Quarter Horse
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Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quarter Horse

One evening while I was preparing dinner, my daughter came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "what's a quarter horse?" As I thought of a simple expla... read more..
Quarter Pun 1
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Pastor Tim
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Quarter Pun 1

The British threatened to draw and quarter George Washington if they caught him. Isn't it ironic that Americans drew him on a quarter?... read more..
Quartet Pun 2
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Pastor Tim
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Quartet Pun 2

While I was preaching in a church in Mississippi, the pastor announced that their prison quartet would be singing the following evening. I wasn't aware there was a prison in the vicinity and I looked ... read more..
Rabbi Pun
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Pastor Tim
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<1min

Rabbi Pun

Once upon a time there was a village up in the mountains and in this village lived the Tibet Refugees Isolated from Danger, or TRIDs. Now, the TRIDs of this village had a problem. There was a giant wh... read more..
Racetrack
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Pastor Tim
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Racetrack

A racetrack is a place where the windows clean the people.... read more..
Radio City Music Hall
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Pastor Tim
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Radio City Music Hall

“There probably aren't many Jewish girls dancing at Radio City Music Hall, but it doesn't take a Rockette Zionist to figure that one out.“~ Gary Hallock... read more..
Rain Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Rain Pun

Late one evening, while sitting and looking out their kitchen window somewhere in northern Russia, Rudolf and his wife Tanya were observing the inclement weather. "This rain is going to make a mess ou... read more..
Raise Request
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Pastor Tim
2303
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Raise Request

"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the teleph read more..
Raisin Bran Crime
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Pastor Tim
3312
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Raisin Bran Crime

Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there. "What happened?" asks the first officer. "Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran ... read more..
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