Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1778 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Rancher Pun
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Rancher Pun

A rancher let his cows roam anywhere they wished. He lets the chips fall where they may.... read more..
RaPUNzel
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RaPUNzel

Fair Ladies and Noble Gentlemen:I, RaPUNzel, have a HAIR-raising tale to SHEAR with you written by the Brothers TRIMM.When I was a young CURL, a jealous queen LOCKed me in a tower.I was STRANDed and w... read more..
Rat Presentation
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Pastor Tim
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Rat Presentation

Rodents had overrun a posh private school near New York City. So the headmaster asked a health inspector to deliver a slide presentation to teachers and students, showing how to remedy the situation, ... read more..
Realization Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Realization Pun

A couple months ago, I entered a contest and ended up winning a few acres of swamp land below the flood plane in Mississippi.Before I knew it, right after that I won a $250,000 house, so naturally I b... read more..
Recession
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Pastor Tim
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Recession

I'm writing a book about the recession. It starts with Chapter 11.... read more..
Recipe
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Pastor Tim
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Recipe

A new young bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.""Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother, you do... read more..
Recipe Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Recipe Pun

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.... read more..
Record Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Record Pun

Having been raised on CD's, I asked my hippie uncle how records were in the old days. He said, "Groovy."... read more..
Recruiting Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Recruiting Pun

The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and tha... read more..
Refrigerator
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Pastor Tim
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Refrigerator

A man opens his refrigerator, and the mayonnaise yells, "Close the door! I'm dressing!"... read more..
Reindeer Problem
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Pastor Tim
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Reindeer Problem

(This is an absolutely aweful pun - included here only because I know some of you sick pun lovers need your fix of torturing co-workers with it all day.)As you know, it is very important for Santa and read more..
Reindeer Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Reindeer Pun

It was the night before Christmas when Santa Claus' sleigh team became one member short because of a sudden illness.When an inflatable plastic reindeer was used to fill the void in the team, so no one... read more..
Relocation
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Pastor Tim
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Relocation

Village Dry Cleaners has relocated to High Street, right next door to St. Joseph's Church.After March 1, Cleanliness Is Next to Godliness.... read more..
Remuss Starr
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Pastor Tim
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Remuss Starr

An amateur genealogical researcher discovered that his great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known... read more..
Research
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Pastor Tim
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Research

"Those who research and write about diseases could become ill-literate." read more..
Resignation Letter
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Pastor Tim
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Resignation Letter

Asked why she was leaving her position, a secretary explained in her letter of resignation: "Dear Boss, My reason for leaving will soon be apparent - and so will I. Signed: Mary."... read more..
Restaurant Excitement
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Pastor Tim
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Restaurant Excitement

I was having dinner at a nice restaurant the other night. The couple at the next table were smooching from the moment they sat down. Oh how romantic, young love! But I couldn't figure out what was goi... read more..
Restaurant Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Restaurant Pun

I went into a French restaurant and asked the waiter, "Have you got frog'slegs?"He said, "Yes."So I said, "Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich."... read more..
Restaurants
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Pastor Tim
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Restaurants

"As the chef in the restaurant knows,The beluga is old, and it shows.For a food that's a tempter,It's caviar emptor:Beware of those secondhand roes!"- Chris Doyle read more..
Returned Glasses
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Pastor Tim
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Returned Glasses

A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband... read more..
Richard
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Pastor Tim
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Richard

Years ago there was a baker's assistant whose sole job was to pour the dough mixture for making sausage rolls (apparently the royal family loved sausage). Because people were identified by their profe... read more..
Right Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Right Pun

He's a forthright character: Right about a forth of the time.... read more..
Robbery Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Robbery Pun

Once some burglars broke out in the bank, one of them pointing the gun to the cashier said, "Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!" The cashier laughed and said, "You mean to say HISTORY." T... read more..
Robin Hood Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Robin Hood Pun

Robin Hood and his merry men were in Sherwood Forest one night celebrating, and imbibing. They all became inebriated. And then Friar Tuck began to sing. He became louder with each drink.Robin Hood, fe... read more..
Rock and Roll Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Rock and Roll Pun

With all the borscht they consume, I don't understand why Russians aren't the world's greatest rock stars.I mean, everyone knows that the heart of rock and roll is the beet.... read more..
Rock and Roll Re-Releases
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Pastor Tim
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Rock and Roll Re-Releases

Everybody is remaking their oldies hits! - Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker" - The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip" - The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone" ... read more..
Rock Star Finder
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Pastor Tim
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Rock Star Finder

The best way to find a screeching rock star is with a Heavy Metal Detector.... read more..
Rock Store
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Pastor Tim
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Rock Store

A rock store was closed by the police.They were taking too much for granite.... read more..
Rodeo Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Rodeo Pun

A young cowboy asked his father, "Do you think I can make a good living riding wild horses in a rodeo?"His dad replied, "You should get a couple of bucks out of it."... read more..
Rolex and Timex
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Pastor Tim
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Rolex and Timex

A girl was visiting her friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.The friend responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.Her friend said, "Whoe... read more..
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