Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1778 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Diet
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Diet

There's a new pasta diet -Just walk pasta bakery without stopping, walk pasta candy store without stopping, walk pasta ice cream store without stopping.... read more..
Dieting Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Dieting Pun

"Dieters: people that are thick and tired of it." read more..
Doctor Behavior
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Doctor Behavior

A new nurse at a hospital was perplexed by Dr.Mike Wilson’s behavior. Off and on throughout her shift Dr. Wilson would run up and down the hallway, yelling, "Tetanus, measles, flu..............”" Very... read more..
Doctor Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Doctor Pun 1

When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it and the dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The gastro-enterologists had a gut... read more..
Doctor Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Doctor Pun 2

There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once had to go to a farm to attend to a sick farmer who lived there. After a few house calls he stopped coming to the farm.The ... read more..
Doctor's Orders
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Doctor's Orders

"You're going out to play golf again?" Dewey’s wife complained."I'm only doing under doctors orders.""Do I look stupid to you?!""But it’s true," he said, while walking out the door. "Dr. Wilson told m read more..
Dog Dance Lessons
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Dog Dance Lessons

This guy decides he wants his dog to be able to dance, so he enrolls the pet in dance classes. Dutifully, he takes this dog to class every week, but he sees no improvement. Finally, he takes the instr... read more..
Dog Names
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Dog Names

"The Dalmatian's called Jerry, but the Afghanistan."- Jeff Foxworthy read more..
Dog Pride
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Dog Pride

My eccentric neighbor proudly showed me what appeared to be a dog. "It's unique," he explained, "part dog and part bull and it cost me a thousand.""Which part is bull?" I asked.He replied, "The part a... read more..
Dog Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Dog Pun

"If your mutt is always growling angrily, it must be because he's a cross breed." read more..
Don't Waste Words
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Don't Waste Words

Larry was tall and laconic so, of course, he hated to waste words."Why use two? One will do," he was frequently heard to ask. People giving him simple conversation were likely to hear, "Too much, too ... read more..
Door Translation
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Door Translation

A romantic young Outremont man is wooing a prissy young Westmount (English speaking) woman who knows French."Jt t'adore," whispers the amorous Quebecois (French Canadian)."Shut it yourself, " replies ... read more..
Double Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Double Pun

A pastor's church was getting too large for him to cover all of the duties so he had a clone made of himself. All was going well, he could be in two hospitals at once praying for the sick, attend two ... read more..
Dr. Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Dr. Pun

A new nurse listened while Dr. Bryce was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots ar... read more..
Dream Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Dream Pun

People don't really dream in color.If they think they do, it just a pigment of their imagination.... read more..
Dress Try
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Dress Try

Customer: I'd like to try on that dress in the window. Saleslady: I'm sorry, madam, you'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.... read more..
Drink Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Drink Pun 1

"The young army doctor was stationed at a remote dispensary in the South Pacific.One day he was puzzled about treatment for one of his patients.He radioed a base hospital:'Have case of beriberi. What read more..
Drink Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Drink Pun 2

"Good afternoon, my good barkeep, a pint of Less if you please," said the old man as he entered the tavern."Less? Never heard of it," replied the barman."Oh, come now surely you have," he persisted."N read more..
Drink Trials
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Drink Trials

At a reception, a lawyer said to a judge, "I see that you are drinking coffee. Why don't you try something more stimulating? Have you ever tried bourbon?” "No,” replied the judge, "but I have tried se... read more..
Drinks
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Drinks

Physiology: The study of carbonated drinks.... read more..
Driving Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Driving Pun 1

My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on our cars. We were used to hearing my father proclaim, "Take it, Max," as he flipped on the cruise control during long trips in our station wag... read more..
Driving Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Driving Pun 2

People say I drive like lightning, not because I drive fast but because I hit trees.... read more..
Driving Pun 3
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Driving Pun 3

Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him.Seconds later, two policemen came by. While one pulled the gentleman over, the second carefully stopp... read more..
Drug Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Drug Pun

Have you heard about the pharmaceutical company that developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent?The FDA refused to license it. Seems it was habit forming... read more..
E-mail Warning
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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E-mail Warning

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat canned pork because of swine flu ignore it. It's just Spam.... read more..
Edison Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Edison Pun

Most people don't know that Thomas Alva Edison was among the first to show concern for western Indians. He came out to California, and finding living conditions among natives deplorable, he vowed to h... read more..
Egg Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Egg Pun

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.... read more..
Eight Ball
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Eight Ball

"I wonder why I always feel that I'm stuck right behind the eight ball?" Tom said racking his brain. ~Simon Champion read more..
Einstein Burger
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Einstein Burger

"Have you been to that new 'Einstein Burger' yet?""Why yes I have.""How was it?""Relatively good." read more..
Electrician's Truck
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Electrician's Truck

Seen on an Electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts."... read more..
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