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Monthly Archive

July 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 63 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
856

One-liner #1305

Walkie-talkies neither walk nor talk; they should be called holdie-noisies.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
380

Cybersalt News - July 29, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Thanks to all the new "billionaires" who donated to the "Be a Billionaire" fund raiser. You learn more and still donate to help persecuted Christians and receive worthless,... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2797

Complaint Box

On my tombstone, please write: "Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1407

Moms, Child rights, Parent Rights

My son came home from school one day,with a smirk upon his face.He'd decided he was smart enough,to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two,that's taught by Mr. Wright?It's all about ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2709

Fly Catch

My wife had never been to a baseball game, so I took her to see the Los Angeles Dodgers one night. Our seats were right behind the third-base line. At the top of the first inning, the batter hit a fo... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3196

Now I Know How Noah Must Have Felt

I enjoy rain when it dances on the flowers on a hot summer afternoon invigorating the day and making everything smell fresh and clean. That is what rain is supposed to do. I believe it is found in s... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
409

Be A Billionaire Fund Raiser - Thank You

Thank you for your "Be A Billionaire" donation! Your gift will help persecuted Christians and encourage them greatly. If you are interested in connecting personally with a persecuted Christian, plea... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
982

One-liner #1304

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1345

Quote #1745

"Religion says: God will love us if we change. The Gospel says: God's love changes us." - Unknown read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
363

Cybersalt News - July 26, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This weeks news is longer than I usually like it to be, but last Sunday I said that today I would reveal the secret of the 52.19 trillion tally and it requires a few more p... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3827

Church Feud

Church Feud (My apologies to those whose church is like this) Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, sta... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
871

All Choked Up

The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral.... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
187

One Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$19.99 and receive a 1 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
183

Ten Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$19.99 and receive a 10 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
160

Twenty Billion Dollar Bill

Donate US$29.99 and receive a 20 Billion Dollar Bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all works!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1591

Eye Glass Confessions

As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses. "I really only need mine for close reading," explained the first. Remarked the second, "I only use mine when the light is bad." ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2633

Calls to Information Assistance

Just a few decades ago, before the days of Google and online information, people would call an operator to get a phone number they needed. Often these phone calls resulted in funny conversations ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1110

One-liner #1303

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1231

Quote #1744

"Comparison is the thief of joy." - Theodore Roosevelt read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
426

Cybersalt News - July 22, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! The tally of secrets is in and it totals 52.190 trillion. I'll revel them all in this Wednesday's mailing! While preparing today's mailing I was listening to a video so in... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
942

OS1

Adam & Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1666

Marriage Tension

A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it. In the course of our conversation, I happened to mention to him that: "You... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3066

Two Teas

1st customer: I'll have tea. 2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean! (The waiter exits, and then returns after a while.) Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean cup? read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
1793

Nick Vujicic at Telford State Prison

Listen to and watch Nick Vujicic - a man who should have no hope - share his hope with prisoners at Telford State Prison. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
772

Apple Fritter: The Fruit of My Choice

Our country, so it seems, runs on choice. The more choices we have, the better we like it. Most people in America pride themselves on the ability to make their own choices. “Freedom of Choice,” is t... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
833

One-liner #1302

I told my parents they're famous now. I asked my dad who should play him in the movie and his answer did not disappoint:  "Clint Eastward."... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1971

Quote #1743

"God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pain." - C. S. Lewis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
441

Cybersalt News - July 19, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This week I have some interesting work I am doing for a client. It involves some videoing of world renown fire investigator, Dr. John DeHaan (click to enlarge the picture).... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3509

Car Mail

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober


A goober is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." "Don't you have a phone in your car?" "That was a littl... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
882

Bibliostrep

I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.... read more..

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