Monthly Archive

September 2011

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One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0715

"I sure miss the day when someone else pumped your gas for you - it was much cheaper back then." read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Church Bouncer

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1167

‎'Trying to make the Gospel relevant is like trying to make water wet.' @Matt Chandler... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Bedtime Offering

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Cigarette Cockroach

Time to find a new restaurant. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Landfill

All the parts you can dig for $25 at Hillside Auto Parts. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Free Organ Donation

That reminds me . . . Don't forget to sign your organ donor card. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Latest Fuel Gauge

Introducing the latest fuel gauge for compact cars. ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Panic and Anxiety

There's plenty more Back Pew cartoons.    read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Coffee Like Mud

I was making rounds one morning with a physician when we were interrupted by a co-worker who inquired about a patient's diet. "Mrs. Jones does nothing but complain about her food," my co-worker said.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Omitted Stories

Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of speeches. At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some reporters in the audience. Because h... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3741 - September 13, 2011

Issue #3741 Cybersalt News, September 13, 2011 Today's featured page on the Cybersalt site may help you get more rest at work.  You can view "Head Face" at:www.cybersalt.or read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News, September 13, 2011

Today's featured page on the Cybersalt site may help you get more rest at work.  You can view "Head Face" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/head-face Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Head Face

Ken eventually gave up trying to stay awake through staff meetings. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Monkey Hockey

The NHL is looking at letting mascots play next year. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Boiling Mad

"Doctor, Doctor! My husband makes me boiling mad!" "Now, just simmer down." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Sheep Drink

Baaabaaara was tired of "still waters." ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1166

"Nuclear physics is much easier than tax law. It's rational and always works the same way." - Jerold Rochwald read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Police Department Road Sign

The Lewiston City works department were a bit bitter about not getting a raise. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0714

"I have a million dollar figure -- but it's all loose change!" read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Hair Count Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Miraculous Feeding Franchising

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 12, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  He is feeling much better about his money situation now.  You can read "I'm Not Broke - I'm Just Financially Challen... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Chapatti Riddle

In a party one of Pastor Tim's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat with an empty stomach. Pastor Tim replied "Seven". His friend asked him, "When you eat the first chapatti your stomach... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Music Saved My Life

Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica. "Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?" "Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, music saved my l... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1165

"Stupidity got me into this mess -- why can't it get me out?" read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0713

"The value of a dog is its constant reminder of how much fun it is to be idiotic." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Lessons From a Loser

King Jehoram was a piece of work - but we can still learn a lot from the story of his life. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110911.mp3"> ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3739 - September 11, 2011

Issue #3739 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone on this day when we remember the 10th anniversary of the September 11 attacks. I've updated the Westside Bible Church Websit read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3740 - September 11, 2011

Issue #3740 Here is today's CleanLaugh Be ACybersalt Fan on Latest Funny Pictures Want to share this edition of the Cybersalt Digest with your friends? {forward}Forward via e-mail{/for read more..