Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1454 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Country Cemetery
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Country Cemetery

A number of years ago my wife and I were living in Arkansas, where I was pastoring a church. Some friends came from Texas to visit. We drove them around to see the country side and drove by a country... read more..
Quote #1395
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1395

"Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed."- Hoshang N. Akhtar read more..
Chess Set
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Chess Set

I just pulled out my old chess set and found several of the small pieces missing. It looks like I need to make a trip to the old Pawn Shop.... read more..
One-liner #0947
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0947

I think the discovery channel should be on a different channel every day. read more..
Lingering Hug
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Lingering Hug

We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken a job in a restaurant. When I returned home after my first day at work, I... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3984 - November 8, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3984 - November 8, 2013

Issue #3984 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News There haven't been any mailings for a few days because I was relaxing and enjoy read more..
Hebrews Wrap Up - Part 1
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Hebrews Wrap Up - Part 1

The book of Hebrews wraps up with a number of practical encouragements and directions for followers of Jesus. Here is a look at the first number of them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm2013... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3983 - November 2, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3983 - November 2, 2013

Issue #3983 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will f read more..
Cybersalt News - November 2, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 2, 2013

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Tudoring" at:www.cybersalt.org/3x63 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Tudoring
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Tudoring

Need help fulfilling your role in a Welsh dynasty? Call today! ... read more..
Horseshoe Superstition
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
814
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Horseshoe Superstition

An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed to find that over his desk a horseshoe was nailed to the wall. The... read more..
Quote #1394
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1394

"Corporate worship is designed to take your eyes off you and have them filled with the beauty of the grace and glory of God." - Paul Tripp read more..
Surgery Kit
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Surgery Kit

If you don't trust doctors then buy this new product. It's a home surgery kit called "Suture Self". ... read more..
One-liner #0946
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0946

I wish conversations were like user agreements where I could skip to the end and just agree. read more..
Hair Curlers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Hair Curlers

My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. The other night she came into the Family Room as I was watching TV. I guess I stared at her funny because she said, "I just set my hair." ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3982 - November 1, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3982 - November 1, 2013

Issue #3982 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News Happy November everyone! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site tod read more..
Cybersalt News - November 1, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 1, 2013

Happy November everyone! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Wedding Legs" at:www.cybersalt.org/3xky Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Wedding Legs
Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Wedding Legs

Fortunately for Angela, Greg was not a legs man. ... read more..
Quote #1393
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1393

"Neither the hair shirt nor the soft berth will do. The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet." - Frederick Buechner read more..
Polygraph Test
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Polygraph Test

Want to know if your parrot is lying? Give it a polygraph test. ... read more..
One-liner #0945
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0945

I don't have time to discuss all the lies in your name, jellyfishes. read more..
Three Escape
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Three Escape

Three women escaped from prison....one was a goober. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, so they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunny... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 31, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 31, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Stubbornness!" at:www.cybersalt.org/3afw Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Stubbornness!
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Stubbornness!

At least they're consistent! ... read more..
Growing Up Speaking English
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Growing Up Speaking English

Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more read more..
Quote #1392
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1392

Beware of half truths . . . you may get the wrong half. read more..
Gym Problems
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Gym Problems

I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.... read more..
One-liner #0944
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0944

One day I'll look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home. read more..
Eye Test Chart
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Eye Test Chart

When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a ophthalmologist in Prague. The doctor showed the patient the eye chart, displaying the letters CVKPNWXSCZ. "Can you read that?" the doctor as... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3981 - October 31, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3981 - October 31, 2013

Issue #3981 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt S read more..
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