Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3435 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Beware of Retirement in Florida

Beware of Retirement in Florida. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6434

Tank Duck Blind

The Smith brothers always went overboard making their duck blinds. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5826

Bud Light Billboard

Yet another reason not to drink. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Hostess Twinkies Wedding Cake

Wedding by Hostess. Honeymoon by Jenny Craig. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5961

Station Wagon Plow

Have station wagon, will plow. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Snow Plow Car 1

Bill was hoping to find a bit more acceptance when he stopped at truck stops. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5657

Smokers' Rights

Smokers' Rights   ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Slowest McDonalds in the World.

Obviously not the fastest McDonalds in the world. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4261

Misfortune Meal

Ted spun the wheel of misfortune and lost. To check out Pastor Tim's Top Ten CleanLaughs click here.   ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7978

Car Motorcycle Hybrid

A sidecar was just too small for John. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1639

Cybersalt News - October 24, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. You'll find "Funny Cat Playing Basketball" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/funny-cat-playing-basketball Enjoy the rest of today's digest.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3591

Bus Fare to Train Station

Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?" "Sixty cents," said the driver. The man raced alongside the bus until the next stop and then gasped, "What is ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3004
2 min read

Some Great Advice

Don't date because you are desperate.Don't marry because you are miserable.Don't have kids because you think your genes are superior.Don't philander because you think you are irresistible. Don't asso... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1641

Quote #1199

"She believes in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist."- Jean-Paul Satre read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1684

One-liner #0746

"Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?" read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6890

Kaleidoscope

"A kaleidoscope is a device for watching automobile accidents." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2865

Caution When Mopping

Be careful when you mop the floor. This Yellow Pages commercial shows how wet you can get the floor. ... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1111

Own This

We cannot earn the salvation Jesus purchased for us with His life, but we can OWN it. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111023.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111023.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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A Serious No Parking Sign

I don't think they want anyone to park there. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Pasta Pastor Head

Introducing the new pasta of Macaroni Bible Church. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 23, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site.  He's been working hard at loafing around, but his wife has a different view on what he should ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3539

Funny Cat Playing Basketball

A funny cat playing basektball?  How could this not belong in the FunBlog?  Enjoy! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3329

Keyboard Jockey Exercise

For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day) that don't want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm a... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1198

"Pick your friends, but not to pieces." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0745

Whatever doesn't kill me makes me all like, "Whoa! That was close!"... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2665

Marriage Names

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho. She'd be Bo Ho. If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopr... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Elephant Out of Africa

"Why did I ever leave Africa?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Sleeping Deer Hunter

Ben's nap came at quite a deer price. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6525

Puking Pumpkin

Are you sick of that holiday at the end of October too? (Which shall not be named to try to avoid their Google ads.) ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
13565

School Bus Dragster

The school zone speed limit in Thurston County is 175 MPH. ... read more..