Meowy Christmas from your loving cat.

Aren't I cute? Now leave me alone.

--Ann Bartow

I've always loved the Christmas Feast.

I've heard this year it's ham.

Too bad I've other plans this time.

Love, Your Pot-bellied Pig named Sam.

--Ed Smith

FROM YOUR PARROT

Jingle bells! Jingle bells!

Jingle bells! Jingle bells!

Jingle bells! Jingle bells!

Jingle bells! Jingle bells!

Jingle bells! Jingle bells!

Jingle bells! Jingle bells!

Jingle bells! Jingle bells...

--Kevin Wickart

You feed, pet and house me.

And I love you for that.

But stop calling me your "kid."

I'm just a stupid cat.

--Brian Jones

I want to say I love you,

Before anything could spoil it.

So don't look in the living room

That new carpet? I just soiled it.

--John Gephart

As watchman-cat, I've done my job,

The house is safe once more.

That shiny stuff that stormed the tree

Is dead now on the floor.

--Larry Hollister

We, your cats, at Christmas say,

Thanks for caring for us each day.

We love this season, all green and red,

And by the way, the hamster's dead.

--Peter Bauer