logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Apples for Teachers

There are about 50 million American children enrolled in elementary school and high school. They are taught by a little over 6 million teachers, who earn an average salary of about $42,000 a year.

If each child brings an apple to the teacher once a week, by how much would the average teacher’s after-tax income be decreased as a result of gift taxes on the fruit?
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Surgeon Roast

    Harry hosted a dinner party. One of his guests was a surgeon. While deftly carving the…
  • Default Image

    Ghandi Pun

    Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles of his feet became…
  • Default Image

    The Front Pew

    An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at…
  • Default Image

    The Chief's Wife

    "NEXT," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol,…
  • rock

    Ahh, Tourists

    A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all…
  • motel sign

    Economy Motel

    One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I…
  • Default Image

    Picnic Passions

    A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old…
  • Default Image

    Prescription Fail

    A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to…
  • sunday school

    No Hero of Mine

    "King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother…
  • Default Image

    Expecting

    "How does Jamie like being pregnant?" Danny asked his friend Ryan."Oh, she's not…
  • Default Image

    Carrier Landings 2

    Flying into a Middle East airport, my co-pilot and I reviewed our flight plan for the…
  • mistake1

    Mistakes

    If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,It is an…
  • car old

    12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

    1. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.2. Instead of an…
  • Default Image

    The Bethelehem Innkeeper's Top 10 Excuses

    Here are the top ten excuses the Bethlehem Innkeeper gave for not giving Joseph and Mary…
  • crazy baby

    More Church Bulletin Humor

    *More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your…