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Parking Space Sign Language

After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping…
Happy Birthday Elsie

I play pinochle regularly with seven other women, most of whom are 70 or older. Recently…
Goober Hunters Flying

Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were…
Zack and His Mule

Zack and his mule were walking down the road when one of Zack's friends drove up and…
Priest's Uniform

A little boy, not accustomed to seeing a priest in his "work uniform" went up to the…
Dress Code

Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the midwest, my friend…
Wild Game

I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a…
Car Recognition

A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a…
Saved by the Tomato

A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife…
Reunion Pride

My wife and I were at my high school reunion.As I looked around, I noticed the other men…
Top Ten Signs You Might Have a Bad Furnace Repair Guy

10. His face permanently blackened like a cartoon bomb went off 9. Pushes his personal…
Not For Lunch

My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about…
Little Benny

Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, "Mommy, the teacher was…
New Russian

I just returned from a mission trip in Belarus, where we were building churches. My…
Inspiring Music

A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to…