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Army Fib

While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves.

"Daddy, were you in a war?"

"Yes," I fibbed, just to see what her reaction would be.

Wide-eyed, she gasped, "Against what planet?"

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