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My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited the general manager's report on the performance of our branch. 

"You are the role models of our company," he proudly announced.  "I can tell you that whenever the owners talk about you and your office, they use nothing but expletives." 

A stunned silence followed.

Then the manager blushed, cleared his throat, and added,

"I meant superlatives."

 

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