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    Diet Skipping

    Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat…
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    Coffee, No Cream

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    Elf Pet Peeves

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    Minister Call

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    Raise Request

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    Pregnant Stamp

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    Tax Forms

    It was April and Tax Day was looming when an elderly woman showed up at my desk at the…
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    Police Pastor

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    Proud Rooster

    A minister had just finished an excellent dinner at the home of a congregation member…
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    George W. meets Moses

    George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a…
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    Watergate Bug

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    Community Paper

    Glenelg, Maryland is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a community…
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    Goodwill Offering

    During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he…
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    First Things First

    Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the…
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    Thrown Off Horse

    I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day, I went…

A man called his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"

"Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."

The son said, "Why are you so weak?"

She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."

The man said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"

The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."

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