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The Batchelor

I realized that my six-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a cousin's wedding.

As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the synagogue, he turned to me and asked,

"Is this where the groom decides which one he wants to marry?"

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