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Calling For Technical Support (sound familiar?)
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Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring.... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring...Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring...Ring...

Automated Answer:

"Thank you for calling Technical Support.

"All of our technicians are currently busy helping people even less competent than you, so please hold for the next available technician."

"The waiting time is now estimated at between 15 minutes and eternity. In order to expedite your call, please punch your 63-digit alpha-numeric product identification number onto your telephone touch pad, followed by your product serial number, which can be found in a secret compartment inside your computer where, for security purposes, it is printed in the smallest typeface known to mankind."

"Do that now."

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