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    Overboard Rescue

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    Obituary Notice

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    Conch Sale

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    Narrow Escape Responses

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    Seen This?

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    Knowing the Numbers

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    Proud Grandmother

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    Paying For The Damage

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    Whale Speak

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    How's My Driving?

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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin snow plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."

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