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    Flight Instructions

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    Mess Cake

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    Healthful Place

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    Plus or Minus One

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    School Daze

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    That's the Way . . .

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    Pig Feed

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    Self-Evident Truths About Pets

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    Dinosaur Highway

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    Cat T-Shirts

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    Sneaking Into the Olympics

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    Deep Thoughts

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    Car 34

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    Homework Excuses

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    A man in a supermarket was pushing a cart which contained, among other things, a…

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets.

Someone asked her what the bracelet was for.

She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."

The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"

The girl said, "I don't know..... I don't eat cats."

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