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    Evangelist Request

    During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed. One…
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    Church Visit

    My grandson, Justin, returned from his first time in church and was asked how it went.He…
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    Age Hat

    In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years…
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    Millionaire's Driver

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    Cheap Hearing Aid

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    Things My Mother Taught Me

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    Ten Dresses

    My mom got mad at my dad the other day and went shopping to relieve her irritation. When…
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    Bank Line

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    A Great Job

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    Ahh, Tourists

    A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all…
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    Gardening Help

    An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't…
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    Sibling Takings

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
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    Coverup Catch

    This guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without…
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    How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor

    How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor~ Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out,…
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    Behavior Modification

    One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office.When I walked…

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets.

Someone asked her what the bracelet was for.

She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."

The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"

The girl said, "I don't know..... I don't eat cats."

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