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    Out of This World Bait

    My daughter-in-law Alma and grandson Eddy were digging for fishing bait in my garden.…
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    Two-Part Question

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    Headstones

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    Sick Call

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    At Home

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    Thank-you Notes

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    Martha's Way vs My Way

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    Goober in Snow Storm

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    Employee Gift

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    Baseball Class

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    Friendly Golf

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    Cutting Class

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    Government Pipe Specifications

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    Three Expectant Fathers

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    Name Warning

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A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets.

Someone asked her what the bracelet was for.

She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."

The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"

The girl said, "I don't know..... I don't eat cats."

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