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    Computer Cup Holder

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    Mrs. Pierpoint

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    Lodge Meeting

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    Sponge Mistake

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    Hunting Feedback

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    Bus Fare

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    Blockbuster Surprise

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    Geese V

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    Laws of Parenting

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    Call to Principal

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A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets.

Someone asked her what the bracelet was for.

She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."

The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"

The girl said, "I don't know..... I don't eat cats."

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