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    Kitchen Help

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    Finch Flush

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    One Per Point

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    Better By Train

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    Keeping Warm

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    Survivalist Training

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    Four Letter Words

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    Home Donations

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    Barbecue Forks

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    Losing Load

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    Mule Solution

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    Art Good News/Bad News

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    The End is Near

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    How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse

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    Procrastinator's Creed

    1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall…

catmelonhead150x127If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say.

"Purrfection cannot be improved"

"If you don't like my attitude, you should see my cat"

"Menopaws, This is the hottest I've been in years."

"Take my advice. I'm not using it."

"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know."

"Dogs have owners. Cats have staff."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. They have never forgotten this."

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