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    Police Dog Freeze

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    Math Symbols

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    Laws of Life

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    Birthday Surprise

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    Turkey Size

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    Roof Chicken

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    Grandpa's Day Out

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    Left Behind

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    Parting Words

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At one of the last all girl schools in Dallas years ago, the instructor in a "Charm Course" was urging her students to give their escorts every chance to be gallant.  She said, "Remain seated in the truck until he has had time to step around and open the door for you."

Then, returning to reality, she added, "But, if man is in the restaurant ordering his steak, don't wait any longer."
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