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    Centipede Snack

    A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to…
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    Medical News

    Dr. Mike Wilson asks his patient, "Which do you want first, the good news or the bad…
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    Ships Passing

    A rather old minesweeper was cruising a lonely stretch of the South Pacific and was…
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    Second Try

    Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one…
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    Who Gets the Dog?

    A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys,…
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    Cart Ads

    My father is a skilled CPA who is not great at self-promotion. So when an advertising…
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    Taxi Craze

    Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told…
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    Teapot Computer

    The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a…
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    Graceless at Grandma's

    Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.…
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    Bad Flight

    While ferrying workers back and forth from an offshore oil rig, the helicopter lost power…
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    Why Parents Go Gray

    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem…
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    Toaster Oven

    One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she…
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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo…
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    A Dog Named Bear

    Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually…
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    Do Not Talk To My Parrot

    Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't…

1.  Hey!  It's my turn to sit in the front pew.

2.  I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.

3.  Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.

4.  I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.

5.  I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.

6.  Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.

7.  I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!

8.  Since we're all here, let's start the service early.

9.  Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.

10.  Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

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