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    City Preacher

    Having grown up just outside New York City, I barely knew a cow from an ear of corn.…
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    Martha Raye, Stewardess

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    Scale Pondering

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    Careful Pulling The Plug

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    Career Cooling

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    Milkman Notes

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    Always Corrected

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    Ironic Call

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    Called In Sick

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    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 1

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    Textbook For Sale

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    Daaaad!

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    Major League Snacks

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    Thunderstorm Plea

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    Honeymoon In England

    On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick…

In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on the beach. My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the next yard sale it was the first thing she put out.

I felt vindicated when a woman kept coming back to check it out then finally bought it. "That will look great in your home," I said.

"Oh it is not for me," she explained. "My bridge club is having a charity auction and we were asked to bring in the most hideous thing we can find. What I've got here is a winner."

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