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We were eating corn on the cob two weeks ago and my 5-year-old daughter Rachel seemed to be struggling with it a little bit.

I said "Rachel, eat it like a typewriter".

Se looked at me with pure innocence in her eyes and said "Mommy, what's a typewriter?"
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