logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Basic Training

    After about three weeks in basic training, my husband's unit was not measuring up to…
  • medical desk

    Doctor's Advice

    A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's…
  • Default Image

    Let Me Feel Your Pain

    It can buy a house but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock…
  • Default Image

    Hiccup Cure

    A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out,…
  • Default Image

    Quotes From 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams

    The following are all quotes from 11 year-olds' science exams:"Water is composed of two…
  • Default Image

    Actual Church Signs

    Reported to be actual church signs.... 1. Free Trip to heaven. Details inside! 2. Try our…
  • Default Image

    Babysitting

    With some misgivings, we left a young babysitter in charge of our three energetic…
  • Default Image

    Horseshoe Look

    One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing…
  • Default Image

    Be Careful Following the Crowd

    Another true life story for the Funnies... A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for…
  • Default Image

    Elderly Couple Sharing

    A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that…
  • Default Image

    Rental Description

    On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver…
  • Default Image

    Bathroom Instructions

    On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the…
  • Default Image

    Letter Pride

    One woman was bragging to her next-door neighbor about her son, a college student. "Why,…
  • Default Image

    Two Plus Two

    A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer…
  • Default Image

    Glass Honesty

    As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses."I really only need…

Definition of a Bar-B-Que

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

1) The woman goes to the shops.

2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.

4) The man places the meat on the grill.

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another ice tea whilst he deals with the situation.

7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that There's Just No Pleasing Some Women!

Powered By JFBConnect