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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 29 November -0001

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge."

"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."

Created: 10 August 2005

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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