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Dinosaur Highway

A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. 

The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.

The goober exclaimed,

"Wow.  I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"

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