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Dress Code for Seniors

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together:

~ A nose ring and bifocals.
~ Spiked hair and bald spots.
~ A pierced tongue and dentures.

~ Miniskirts and support hose.
~ Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
~ Speedo's and cellulite.

~ A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
~ Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
~ Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.

~ Bikinis and liver spots.
~ Short shorts and varicose veins.
~ Inline skates and a walker.

But, otherwise, WE'RE LOOKIN'GOOD!

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