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    That's Hospital Coverage!

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    Kissing Son

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    More Newspaper Bloopers

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    Trio of Puns

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    The Grandma Test

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    Jar 47

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    Bloopers in the Media

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    Tail Light

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    Dead Politicians

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    Ten Laws of Life

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    Go Get Grandma

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    Favorite Candy

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    Larger Than 20

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    Finest Equipment

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    Farewell Song

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Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together:

~ A nose ring and bifocals.
~ Spiked hair and bald spots.
~ A pierced tongue and dentures.

~ Miniskirts and support hose.
~ Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
~ Speedo's and cellulite.

~ A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
~ Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
~ Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.

~ Bikinis and liver spots.
~ Short shorts and varicose veins.
~ Inline skates and a walker.

But, otherwise, WE'RE LOOKIN'GOOD!

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