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    Jar Number 47

    A new miracle doctor had just arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and…
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    Party Favor

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    Gorilla Sundae

    A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a…
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    More To Think About

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    Pop Please

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    Cat Joke

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    Golf Stroke

    "I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at…
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    You've Got Bottle

    A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of…
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    Pick a Hymn

    One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and…
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    Procedure Recall

    As a resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with the man whose wife was about to…
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    Goober Airlines

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:…
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    Chicken Neighbour

    A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The…
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    King of The Jungle

    The lion was proud of his mastery of the animal kingdom. One day he decided to make sure…
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    The Night of Thanksgiving

    And after all is said and done.....the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the…
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    Riding Dead Horses

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says…

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.  There is nothing to worry about.  Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours.  But don't worry .  .  .  we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.  But don't worry...  we still have one engine left."

A goober turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

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