logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • cooking

    Martha's Way vs. My Way #2

    Martha's way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a…
  • Default Image

    Computer One-liners - Part 3

    Computer One-liners - Part 3Programming Department: Mistakes made while you…
  • Default Image

    Lost and Found

    A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa got out. The…
  • Default Image

    Bananas

    As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if…
  • Default Image

    Work Phrases Explained

    *Work Phrases Explained*Activate:To make carbons and add more names to the memo.Advanced…
  • Default Image

    Men's Thesaurus

    "IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,…
  • Default Image

    Go Easy at First

    Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight…
  • bush plane picture

    Goober Hunters Flying

    Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were…
  • Default Image

    Good Doctors

    A fellow was asked if there were any good doctors is his home town. "Good doctors!" he…
  • tail light

    Helpful Mechanic

    Sally told her friend, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was…
  • Default Image

    Movie Impatience

    We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it…
  • Default Image

    Special Message

    "Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "A special message just came in…
  • Default Image

    Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA

    The AARP has negotiated with the USGA to modify the following rules of golf for…
  • Default Image

    Joining the Church

    After the service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. I hadn't…
  • Default Image

    Understanding the Signs

    Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing…

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.

The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."

While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother leaned over to me.

"Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet."

Powered By JFBConnect