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    A Dog Named Bear

    Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually…
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    Parrot Attitude

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    Diamond Assumption

    An acquaintance of mine, whose daughter was about to be married, decided to give her a…
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    Refueling

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    How to Bathe a Cat

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    A Primer For Accordion Beginners

    Get an accordion. The cheaper the better because they all sound the same.Do not tell…
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    Price of Oranges

    Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the…
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    Suspicious Delivery

    There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the…
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    Positively Wrong

    A linguistics professor was lecturing his class."In English," he explained, "a double…
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    Artist's Sketch

    Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got…
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    General Motors Help Line

    General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive, because…
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    Cat Prayer

    Cat PrayerNow I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that…
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    Hiccup Cure

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    The Front Pew

    An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at…
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.

If I *had* any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up for an exercise class!
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