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    Just Like Mother

    Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny…
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    Haircut Request

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    Vacation Cut

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    Unwise Application Lines

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    Parachute Charity

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    Goober on the Loose

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    Manservant

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    Huge Steak

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    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

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    Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

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    Giuseppe Spomdalucci

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    Marriage Proposal

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    Tax Reform

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    Pastor Comeback

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    Threatening Letters

    The fellow stormed into the postmaster's office in a fury. "I've been getting threatening…
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.

If I *had* any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up for an exercise class!
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