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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 20 June 2008

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.

If I *had* any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up for an exercise class!

Created: 20 June 2008

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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