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    Lawnyer

    When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the…
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    Heard By Tech

    Things heard by tech support:Customer: "I have Microword Soft."Customer: "Microwave…
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    Cough Remedy

    The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall. The…
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    Ode To Finals Week

    Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,The students were praying for…
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    Robber Visit

    A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is…
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    Golf Hole

    A young minister and Mr. Sims, an elderly parishioner, were playing golf. The minister's…
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    Silent Drums

    An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he found a guide with a canoe to take him…
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    Oversensitive Reply

    I was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of…
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    No Stairs

    An older lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the…
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    Roof Chicken

    One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto…
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    Arguing

    The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
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    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 1

    1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a…
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    Alligator Teeth

    A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she…
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    At Home

    While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started…
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    Golf Comeback

    (This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A…
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.

If I *had* any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up for an exercise class!
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