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    Cherokee 180

    One day, the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active…
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    Sermon Follow-Up

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    Natural Antibiotic

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    Flower System

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    Bus Fare

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    No. 5 Bus

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    If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

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    Dog Breeding Made Absurd

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    More Newspaper Bloopers

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    New Boater

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    It Sure Is

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    Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support

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    Utensil Rejection

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    Better Preacher

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A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. 

"Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

"That depends," replied the guide,

"on how fast you carry the flashlight."

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