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    Overheard At The Cemetery

    These two boys filled up a bucket of nuts and sat down by the tree. Out of sight, they…
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    Store Safety

    While attending college, I worked evenings at a retail store. On slow nights my co-worker…
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    What Don't You Have?

    An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. "Doc," he says," I am so stricken. I have…
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    Getting Out

    During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through…
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    Karmel Recipe

    The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and…
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    Found Cell Phone

    When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers,…
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    Life After Death

    "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir."…
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    Hostage Situation

    Do you know anyone in your office like this?At the data-entry company where I work, the…
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    Military Chat

    During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel. I routinely flew on different…
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    Stuffed Pockets

    A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his…
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    Cleaning Job

    Fresh out of high school, I found a job cleaning the elegant home of an older couple.…
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    What Happened

    "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in…
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    Quotable Quotes

    I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department…
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    Better Preacher

    After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better…
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    A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make…

A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. 

"Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

"That depends," replied the guide,

"on how fast you carry the flashlight."

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