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    The Day Before

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    Sleep Motivation

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    Get Well Soon

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    Thrown Off Horse

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    Procrastinator's Creed

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    Bishop's Role

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    Tendjewberrymud

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    Alternative Baptism

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    Cleaning Instructions

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    Happy Birthday Line

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    Chute Error

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    More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

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    Goober Mechanic

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    Shades of Tanning

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The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?"

"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.

"Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically.

"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."

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