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    Gardening Help

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    Show and Tell

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    A Bear, a Lion and a Pig

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    Circles

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    Software Training

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    Revocation of Independence

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    Extra Fudge

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    New Employee Orientation

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    Fishy Dinner

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    Parking Confusion

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    An Honest Golfer

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    First Time Babysitter

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    PICNIC Problem

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    You Know You Are Over the Hill When

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The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?"

"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.

"Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically.

"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."

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