logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes


Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649
  • a picture of newspapers

    Headlines from 2050

    *Headlines from 2050* Florida to Be Re-admitted to Union Plague of Spotted Owls Threaten…
  • Default Image

    Hostage Situation

    Do you know anyone in your office like this?At the data-entry company where I work, the…
  • Default Image

    Major League Snacks

    I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four. The game was…
  • picture of letters

    How To Speak English Properly

    *How to speak English Properly* Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. Prepositions are…
  • crayons

    Cry On for Crayons

    The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the…
  • Default Image

    Catching Fish

    A guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without…
  • Default Image

    Bathroom Instructions

    On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the…
  • Default Image

    Rough Flight

    The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week,…
  • baptism

    Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service

    *Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9.…
  • Default Image

    Pillar Interruption

    The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned…
  • Default Image

    George W. meets Moses

    George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a…
  • Default Image

    Soccer Quotes

    "My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'DAVID BECKHAM "I would…
  • Default Image

    Forgetfulness

    While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old…
  • Default Image

    Commercial Reward

    At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at…
  • Default Image

    Battle Of The Dogs

    The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued…

preacherThe preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.

After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of eighty percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for fifteen minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear.

"Ms. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any."

"Ms. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three."

"Ms. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to ninety-three and not have an enemy in the world."

The little sweetheart of a lady teetered down the aisle, very slowly turned around & said: "It's easy. I just outlived them all!"

Powered By JFBConnect