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    Free to Go

    Jon and Amanpreet were in an institution. This place had an annual contest where they…
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    Special Delivery

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    Eggsacting Solution

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    Liturgical Response

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    Deck Praise

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    Don't Smoke

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    Roof Chicken

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    Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

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    Running Away

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    Toilet Brush

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    Silent Monastery

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    Razor Request

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    Goober Guide to Household tools

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    Meteor Miss

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    Bare Bones Moving

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A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!"

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