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    Dispatch Message

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    Vacuum Manure

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    Mom's Time Out

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    School Recommendation

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    Soap and Water

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    Know Your States

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    Late For Work

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    Top Ten Y2K Survivalists To Do Lis

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    Toilet Repair

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    Newlywed Compromise

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    Homework Excuses

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A boss to a retiree:

"As a symbol of our gratitude, we have created this special gold watch to serve as a reminder of your many years with the company. It needs a lot of winding up, is always a little late, and every day at quarter to five, it stops working."

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