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    What is This?

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    Late For Church

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  • A funny joke about marriage

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    Newlywed Grace

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    Found Wallet

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    Record Store

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    28 Ounce Water Pump

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    Solid to Gas

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    Pick of the Crop

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    Dishonesty Doesn't Pay

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A boss to a retiree:

"As a symbol of our gratitude, we have created this special gold watch to serve as a reminder of your many years with the company. It needs a lot of winding up, is always a little late, and every day at quarter to five, it stops working."

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