A goober got lost in her car in a New England snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Sure enough, before too long a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart now. You can follow me over to Sears if you want to!"