logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Traffic Laughs

    * Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without losing your place…
  • Default Image

    Morning Kiss

    A farmer and his wife had just awakened one morning to the crowing of their rooster.…
  • Default Image

    Breakfast Call

    When my son was in the ninth grade, we reluctantly agreed to let him move into the…
  • picture of a turkey

    Thanksgiving Forecast

    Thanksgiving Forecast Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an…
  • Default Image

    Conch Sale

    In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on…
  • Default Image

    Answering Machine Messages

    *Answering Machine Messages*Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already…
  • Default Image

    Half Joking Pastor

    Not too long ago a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the speakers…
  • Default Image

    Dangling Participles

    Dangling Participle Alert!~ The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10", with wavy…
  • Default Image

    Married Witness

    An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered at him,…
  • Default Image

    Family Togetherness

    An older woman recently returned from her hometown in North Carolina and told a friend…
  • Default Image

    Next Question

    In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the…
  • Default Image

    Calling For Technical Support

    Calling For Technical Support (sound familiar?)------------------------------ Ring...…
  • Wedding Day Truths

    From the Beginning

    My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he…
  • Default Image

    Helping Mom

    A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to…
  • boy sitting

    3rd Grader's Explanation of God

    Written by Danny Dutton, age 8, from Chula Vista, California, for his third grade…
enign.......................What you be after you be eight.
Artery.........................The study of paintings.
Bacteria.....................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.......................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan......................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize....................Made eye contact with her.
Colic............................A sheep dog.
Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
D&C.............................Where Washington is.
Dilate...........................To live long.
Enema.........................Not a friend.
Fester..........................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula..........................A small lie.
Genital........................Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent......................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane.
Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates........................Cheaper than day rates.
Node............................I knew it.
Outpatient....................A person who has fainted.
Pelvis..........................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.........................Darn near killed him.
Secretion......................Hiding something
Seizure.........................Roman emperor.
Tablet............................A small table.
Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor...........................More than one.
Urine.............................Opposite of you're out
Varicose........................Near by/close by
Powered By JFBConnect