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    MIT PHD

    There's the story about the MIT student who spent an entire summer going to Harvard…
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    Three Expectant Fathers

    Three expectant fathers were in the waiting room. The nurse came out of the delivery room…
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    Sightseeing at Alcatraz

    A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase…
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    Walking on Water

    Bob, the goober, heard a rumor that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all…
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    How To Speak English Properly

    *How to speak English Properly* Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. Prepositions are…
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    Keeping Warm

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    One Question Interview

    A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down.…
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    More Strange Warnings

    Here are some more strange warnings on items.On a packet of juggling balls:"This product…
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    Dear Dog

    Dear Dog,I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which…
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    First I Got

    Elmer says, "First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that…
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    Clothing Return

    While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning…
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    Handy Gadget

    After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time,…
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    Better Preacher

    After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better…
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    Wimpy Dad

    One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into…
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    Parenting Tip

    Mary Siegel was almost crazy with her three young kids. She complained to her best…
enign.......................What you be after you be eight.
Artery.........................The study of paintings.
Bacteria.....................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.......................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan......................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize....................Made eye contact with her.
Colic............................A sheep dog.
Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
D&C.............................Where Washington is.
Dilate...........................To live long.
Enema.........................Not a friend.
Fester..........................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula..........................A small lie.
Genital........................Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent......................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane.
Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates........................Cheaper than day rates.
Node............................I knew it.
Outpatient....................A person who has fainted.
Pelvis..........................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.........................Darn near killed him.
Secretion......................Hiding something
Seizure.........................Roman emperor.
Tablet............................A small table.
Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor...........................More than one.
Urine.............................Opposite of you're out
Varicose........................Near by/close by
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