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    Referrals

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    Happy Songs

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    Application

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    Actual Signs

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    Summer Job Hunt

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    Happy Birthday Elsie

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    Dough Boy Drive By

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    Strangest Recording

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    Department Baseball

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    Skipping School

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    I'm Dead

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    Family Dinner

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    Breathe

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    Love Campaign

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    Bad Sign

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Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.

AS ALWAYS, CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM!

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Okay, that's enough for the first day! -whew-

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