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Happy Anniversary

The other day while driving home, after beng delayed at my office, I suddenly saw flashing lights in my rearview mirror.

The police officer pulled me over for speeding.  I explained to him that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first anniversary.

But rather than letting me off, he wrote out the ticket, handed it to me, and said,

"Congratulations.  The first year is paper, right?"
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