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    Y1K

    Canterbury, England. AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout…
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    The Same Taste

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    One Question Interview

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    Age Hat

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    Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA

    The AARP has negotiated with the USGA to modify the following rules of golf for…
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    Kidnapped

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    Number Married

    I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't…
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    Amish At The Mall

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    Seatmate Choice

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    Haircut Request

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    Coffee Delivery

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    Making Babies

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    Boy Scout Tips

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    Young Man's Disorder

    A young man was visiting a psychiatrist, hoping to cure his eating and sleeping disorder.…
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    What Happened

    "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in…

Smith goes to see his supervisor. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss says. "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith. "I knew I could count on you!"

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