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    Homework Surprise

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    Do As I Say!

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    Reading Glasses

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    Football Tryouts

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    Cover All Exits!

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Smith goes to see his supervisor. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss says. "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith. "I knew I could count on you!"

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