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    Large Party

    On one occasion William Howard Taft, in his work as an attorney, took a train to…
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    Screaming patient

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    Hawaii Pronunciation

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    Popping Ears

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    The Vending Machine

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    Pet Names

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    Help Line

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    Abe Lincoln's Age

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    Fiery Love

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    Carrier Landings

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    Control Seminar

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    You Need A New Car When

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    Paper Walls

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    Looking Funny

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    Another Virus Warning

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Smith goes to see his supervisor. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss says. "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith. "I knew I could count on you!"

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