logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    God Will Provide

    A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…
  • Default Image

    Government Car

    As my husband, the county highway commissioner, was driving to the hospital for treatment…
  • Default Image

    100GB bug

    Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the…
  • Default Image

    YMCA Innocence

    A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he…
  • Default Image

    The End of Speeding?

    A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer…
  • doctor3

    Doctor's Writing

    Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion?…
  • Default Image

    Steamed Goober

    Back in the good old days of steam engines, a goober who had spent his whole life in the…
  • Default Image

    Melanie is Watching

    One day while driving with my then 4 year old daughter Melanie, I beeped the horn by…
  • Default Image

    Resume Help

    My husband, an auto mechanic, was looking for higher-paying work and asked me to write…
  • Default Image

    Lost Bible

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.…
  • Default Image

    How To Photograph A New Puppy

    1. Remove film from box and load camera.2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw…
  • Default Image

    Running Away

    A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He…
  • Default Image

    Thanks, Honey

    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes…
  • Default Image

    Dusty Comeback

    My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.One evening my dad returned home from work,…
  • picture of a bumper sticker on a guitar

    More Bumper Stickers

    * FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. * I can't dial 911.…

kangaroo2A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo was out again, just roaming around the zoo.

The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to twenty feet. Again, however, the next morning the kangaroo was again roaming around the zoo.

This kept on, night after night, until the fence was sixty feet high.
Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"

The kangaroo replied, "Probably a hundred feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night!!"

Powered By JFBConnect