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    Tail Light

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    Wooden Bayonet

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    Zoo Trip

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    Leaky Pipe

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    Subway Drop

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    NRA Thanksgiving

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    Couple Descriptions

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    Mouse Repellant

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    Software Training

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    Vacation Offer

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    Backwoods Labor

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    Pilot Humor

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My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming every time, "Mommy, you look beautiful."

A woman in the next fitting room called out, "May I borrow your daughter for a moment?"

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