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    Go Get Grandma

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    Circles

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    Ashes

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    Foul Suspicion

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    I'm Not Sure

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    Finch Flush

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    Bloopers in the Media

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    Homework Surprise

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    Housework Challenged

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    Cookie Calories

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    Computer Dating

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    Apology

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My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming every time, "Mommy, you look beautiful."

A woman in the next fitting room called out, "May I borrow your daughter for a moment?"

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